{"id":1283,"date":"2010-08-11T23:02:12","date_gmt":"2010-08-12T07:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=1283"},"modified":"2010-08-11T23:02:12","modified_gmt":"2010-08-12T07:02:12","slug":"drama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2010\/08\/11\/drama\/","title":{"rendered":"drama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend produced the most drama I&#8217;ve seen in a while. Mostly, I&#8217;ve taken no responsibility for it. Not mostly. Relatively? How do you say, not my problem, in a way that doesn&#8217;t make you sound like a dick? J described it as giving her room to take responsibility for herself. And so it goes.<\/p>\n<p>While discussing <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.okcupid.com\/index.php\/dont-be-ugly-by-accident\/\">Oktrends latest data<\/a>, when I mentioned iphone users having eleven partners by age thirty she exclaimed, &#8220;thats how many people I&#8217;ve had sex with this year!&#8221; I can&#8217;t keep track of what&#8217;s cool or acceptable or anything anymore it seems. But yet, I do. I guess, sometimes, I&#8217;m still surprised.<\/p>\n<p>But yes, life is changing. I called my lawyer today, but spoke to my paralegal and said that I had a time-sensitive investment opportunity and needed the status of my settlement. Really. I said that shit. While preparing my 401k and my health insurance for my upcoming transition between workplaces, I realized I&#8217;m all sorts of fucking grown up these days. Sneaks up on you. Next I&#8217;ll have a meaningful long term relationship or something, you watch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend produced the most drama I&#8217;ve seen in a while. Mostly, I&#8217;ve taken no responsibility for it. Not mostly. Relatively? How do you say, not my problem, in a way that doesn&#8217;t make you sound like a dick? J described it as giving her room to take responsibility for herself. And so it goes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1283"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1284,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1283\/revisions\/1284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}