{"id":138,"date":"2008-06-08T11:40:05","date_gmt":"2008-06-08T19:40:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=138"},"modified":"2008-06-08T11:40:05","modified_gmt":"2008-06-08T19:40:05","slug":"small-towns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2008\/06\/08\/small-towns\/","title":{"rendered":"small towns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Six months since my last interaction with an ex-girlfriend from capitol hill was wear to ship my pants after deciding to &#8220;take a break&#8221;, I see her at the 9lb. I&#8217;m not surprised by the size of Seattle any longer, but it&#8217;s still a little bizarre. Probably from the circumstances more than anything else I admit. <strong>And<\/strong> her friend ran up an $86 tab, argued with the staff, then left no tip. Fucking banned from Georgetown man&#8230; banned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Six months since my last interaction with an ex-girlfriend from capitol hill was wear to ship my pants after deciding to &#8220;take a break&#8221;, I see her at the 9lb. I&#8217;m not surprised by the size of Seattle any longer, but it&#8217;s still a little bizarre. Probably from the circumstances more than anything else I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}