{"id":1446,"date":"2011-03-04T13:26:32","date_gmt":"2011-03-04T21:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=1446"},"modified":"2011-03-04T13:26:32","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T21:26:32","slug":"all-the-worlds-a-stage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2011\/03\/04\/all-the-worlds-a-stage\/","title":{"rendered":"All the world&#8217;s a stage"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>P: Act One, in which she pretends she doesn&#8217;t care about him.<br \/>\nP: Act Two, in which he pretends he doesn&#8217;t care&#8230; and goes right for her.<br \/>\nP: Act Three, in which it all plays out the way she planned it.  She&#8217;ll eat him alive.<br \/>\nW: We&#8217;ve got to stop them.<br \/>\nP: Stop them?  You were her excuse for coming here.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>M said to let it go. And then, as if on cue, it knocked on the door, head in hands. I told M I was worried I didn&#8217;t care, and she said I obviously did because I was thinking and discussing the situation. There&#8217;s really far too much going on though, and I really may need to hide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P: Act One, in which she pretends she doesn&#8217;t care about him. P: Act Two, in which he pretends he doesn&#8217;t care&#8230; and goes right for her. P: Act Three, in which it all plays out the way she planned it. She&#8217;ll eat him alive. W: We&#8217;ve got to stop them. P: Stop them? You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1446"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1447,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1446\/revisions\/1447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}