{"id":1490,"date":"2011-03-21T05:45:51","date_gmt":"2011-03-21T13:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2011-03-21T05:45:51","modified_gmt":"2011-03-21T13:45:51","slug":"general-wolf-rules-for-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2011\/03\/21\/general-wolf-rules-for-life\/","title":{"rendered":"General Wolf Rules for Life"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Eat<\/li>\n
  2. Rest<\/li>\n
  3. Rove in between<\/li>\n
  4. Render loyalty<\/li>\n
  5. Love the children<\/li>\n
  6. Cavil in moonlight<\/li>\n
  7. Tune your ears<\/li>\n
  8. Attend to the bones<\/li>\n
  9. Make love<\/li>\n
  10. Howl often<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Eat Rest Rove in between Render loyalty Love the children Cavil in moonlight Tune your ears Attend to the bones Make love Howl often<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1490"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1491,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions\/1491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}