{"id":1561,"date":"2011-04-21T15:07:36","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T23:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=1561"},"modified":"2011-04-21T15:07:36","modified_gmt":"2011-04-21T23:07:36","slug":"people-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2011\/04\/21\/people-3\/","title":{"rendered":"people"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dilbert.com\/2008-11-21\/\">Dilbert<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m addicted to the internet because it&#8217;s more interesting than people. Is there a pill you can give to everyone else to make them more interesting?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I don&#8217;t generally find people interesting, perhaps unless I&#8217;m attracted to them or I&#8217;m drunk. It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m more interesting than they are, I think, it&#8217;s just that I&#8217;m not generally that interested in what people have to say. I suppose it has a lot to do with my learning style, where I learn what I&#8217;m interested in at the time, not what happens to be the topic of conversation. Maybe though, I just prefer building and fixing to talking.<\/p>\n<p>Also, my ankle still hurts, but I&#8217;m not going to die.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dilbert. I&#8217;m addicted to the internet because it&#8217;s more interesting than people. Is there a pill you can give to everyone else to make them more interesting? I don&#8217;t generally find people interesting, perhaps unless I&#8217;m attracted to them or I&#8217;m drunk. It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m more interesting than they are, I think, it&#8217;s just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1561"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1562,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561\/revisions\/1562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}