{"id":1603,"date":"2011-05-13T09:03:26","date_gmt":"2011-05-13T17:03:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=1603"},"modified":"2011-05-13T09:03:26","modified_gmt":"2011-05-13T17:03:26","slug":"firstworldproblems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2011\/05\/13\/firstworldproblems\/","title":{"rendered":"firstworldproblems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I move large sums of money around:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>the teller asks me what I plan to do with the money.<\/li>\n<li>the teller calls the branch manager.<\/li>\n<li>the teller explains that this is because of the large sum.<\/li>\n<li>the teller explains that there will be a hold.<\/li>\n<li>the manager asks me what I plan to do with the money.<\/li>\n<li>the manager explains to me that there will be a hold.<\/li>\n<li>I smile, nod, and drink their coffee.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Because I&#8217;m terrible at scheduling things during business hours, I always have to plan ahead for this experience.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I move large sums of money around: the teller asks me what I plan to do with the money. the teller calls the branch manager. the teller explains that this is because of the large sum. the teller explains that there will be a hold. the manager asks me what I plan to do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1604,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions\/1604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}