{"id":197,"date":"2008-12-04T00:45:59","date_gmt":"2008-12-04T08:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=197"},"modified":"2008-12-04T00:46:22","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T08:46:22","slug":"relationships-fuck-google","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2008\/12\/04\/relationships-fuck-google\/","title":{"rendered":"google relationships"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the midst of emails about breaking up, anxiety, and life being generally hard, gmail gives me this advertisement:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Girls: Just Been Dumped? &#8211; ExBoyfriendGuru.net &#8211; Get Him *back* in 7 \u00bd Days Flat. Dirty Psychological &#8220;Mind Tricks&#8221;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Fuck you google.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the midst of emails about breaking up, anxiety, and life being generally hard, gmail gives me this advertisement: Girls: Just Been Dumped? &#8211; ExBoyfriendGuru.net &#8211; Get Him *back* in 7 \u00bd Days Flat. Dirty Psychological &#8220;Mind Tricks&#8221;. Fuck you google.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}