{"id":246,"date":"2009-03-03T09:54:09","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T17:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=246"},"modified":"2009-03-03T09:54:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T17:54:09","slug":"hacker-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2009\/03\/03\/hacker-man\/","title":{"rendered":"hacker man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sung to Piano Man by Billy Joel. Because I need more sleep apparently.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s nine on clock on a tuesday<br \/>\nThe regular crowd shuffles in<br \/>\nTheres an IT dude sitting next to me<br \/>\nMaking love to his acks and his syns<\/p>\n<p>He says, son, can you blog me a memory?<br \/>\nIm not really sure how it goes<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s smart and and a feat and I knew it complete<br \/>\nWhen I spent all day watching tubes flow<\/p>\n<p>He says, son, can you blog me a memory?<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s smart and and a feat and I knew it complete<br \/>\nBut its sad and its sweet and I knew it complete<br \/>\nWhen I spent all day watching tubes flow<\/p>\n<p>La la la, de de da<br \/>\nLa la, de de da da da<\/p>\n<p>Write us a blog, youre the hacker man<br \/>\nWrite us a blog, youre the hacker man<br \/>\nWrite us a blog tonight<br \/>\nWell, were all in the mood for a memory<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ve got us flowin alright<\/p>\n<p>Now john in the NOC is a friend of mine<br \/>\nHe gets me my fiber for free<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s quick with a joke or to give you a coke<br \/>\nBut theres someplace that he&#8217;d rather be<br \/>\nHe says, bill, I believe this is killing me.<br \/>\nAs the smile ran away from his face<br \/>\nWell I&#8217;m sure that I could be a garbage man<br \/>\nIf I could get out of this place<\/p>\n<p>Oh, la la la, de de da<br \/>\nLa la, de de da da da<\/p>\n<p>Now bryan is a systems administrator<br \/>\nWho never had time for a wife<br \/>\nAnd hes talkin with burt whos still in support<br \/>\nAnd probably will be for life<\/p>\n<p>And the secretary is practicing security<br \/>\nAs the businessmen slowly get stoned<br \/>\nYes, theyre sharing a job they call loneliness<br \/>\nBut its better than workin alone<\/p>\n<p>Write us a blog, youre the hacker man<br \/>\nWrite us a blog, youre the hacker man<br \/>\nWrite us a blog tonight<br \/>\nWell, were all in the mood for a memory<br \/>\nAnd you&#8217;ve got us flowin alright<\/p>\n<p>Its a pretty good uptime for a tuesday<br \/>\nAnd the manager gives me a smile<br \/>\ncause he knows that its me that made the redundancy<br \/>\nto unclog the tubes for a while<br \/>\nAnd the servers, they sound like a carnival<br \/>\nAnd the keyboard smells like a jolt<br \/>\nAnd they sit in their cubes, usin my tubes<br \/>\nAnd say, man, what are you doin here?<\/p>\n<p>Oh, la la la, de de da<br \/>\nLa la, de de da da da<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sung to Piano Man by Billy Joel. Because I need more sleep apparently. It&#8217;s nine on clock on a tuesday The regular crowd shuffles in Theres an IT dude sitting next to me Making love to his acks and his syns He says, son, can you blog me a memory? Im not really sure how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions\/247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}