{"id":269,"date":"2009-04-02T08:47:47","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T16:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=269"},"modified":"2009-04-02T08:47:47","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T16:47:47","slug":"overheard-in-the-service-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2009\/04\/02\/overheard-in-the-service-elevator\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in the service elevator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Old Hispanic Guy: &#8220;So I heard you&#8217;re the big boss now.&#8221;<br \/>\nOld White Guy: &#8220;No, I thought you were.&#8221;<br \/>\nOHG: &#8220;I was going to be, but they didn&#8217;t want a Mexican in charge.&#8221;<br \/>\nOWG: &#8220;Come on, this is the United States of America.&#8221;<br \/>\nOHG: &#8220;This <em>was<\/em> the United States of America.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I love the service elevator.  I think blue collar people tend be more cynical and have more of a tendency towards sarcasm, while white collar folks think that&#8217;s all unprofessional and rude.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why I&#8217;ll never be successful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old Hispanic Guy: &#8220;So I heard you&#8217;re the big boss now.&#8221; Old White Guy: &#8220;No, I thought you were.&#8221; OHG: &#8220;I was going to be, but they didn&#8217;t want a Mexican in charge.&#8221; OWG: &#8220;Come on, this is the United States of America.&#8221; OHG: &#8220;This was the United States of America.&#8221; I love the service [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}