{"id":389,"date":"2009-05-11T08:46:08","date_gmt":"2009-05-11T16:46:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=389"},"modified":"2009-05-11T08:46:08","modified_gmt":"2009-05-11T16:46:08","slug":"the-story-of-the-wreath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2009\/05\/11\/the-story-of-the-wreath\/","title":{"rendered":"The story of the wreath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love that I&#8217;m able to help bring events like this together. This is what I live for.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>22:58 &lt;@malouin&gt; Ry: Story of the wreath<br \/>\n22:58 &lt;@malouin&gt; Dec 2008: it snows, Trader Joes throws the wreath in the dumpster.<br \/>\n22:59 &lt;@malouin&gt; Me and some math nerds hike to the top of the hill past people skiing down to get hella frozen meat out of the dumpster and take the wreath back on a giant REI backpack<br \/>\n23:00 &lt;@malouin&gt; Dec 2008-Feb 2009: wreath hangs on my door until it becomes crispy<br \/>\n23:00 &lt;@malouin&gt; Mar 2009: I get the idea that it would be fun to burn<br \/>\n23:01 &lt;@malouin&gt; May 9, 2009 8 PM: I bring the wreath down to my studio for the art attack thinking that there&#8217;s going to be a fire, but the fire people are out late on a job, so I throw the wreath away.<br \/>\n23:02 &lt;@malouin&gt; May 9, 2009 9 PM: I arrive at btm&#8217;s birthday party to discover that there is a fire there, so I call colin and tell him that there&#8217;s a wreath waiting in the dumpster, so he brings it by bike trailer.<br \/>\n23:03 &lt;@malouin&gt; May 9, 2009, 11 PM: the wreath is immolated in front of a bunch of hackers and bike kids.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love that I&#8217;m able to help bring events like this together. This is what I live for. 22:58 &lt;@malouin&gt; Ry: Story of the wreath 22:58 &lt;@malouin&gt; Dec 2008: it snows, Trader Joes throws the wreath in the dumpster. 22:59 &lt;@malouin&gt; Me and some math nerds hike to the top of the hill past people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":391,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions\/391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}