{"id":451,"date":"2009-05-18T14:35:35","date_gmt":"2009-05-18T22:35:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=451"},"modified":"2009-05-18T14:35:35","modified_gmt":"2009-05-18T22:35:35","slug":"fuck-you-itunes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2009\/05\/18\/fuck-you-itunes\/","title":{"rendered":"fuck you itunes"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>And like I really deserve a chance to,<br \/>\nSit across the table,<br \/>\nAnd tell you that I think you&#8217;re wonderful.<br \/>\nAnd I think you&#8217;re something special.<br \/>\nI guess this is my only chance to,<br \/>\nSay I wish I knew you,<br \/>\nBecause I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re wonderful,<br \/>\nIf I&#8217;d get to know you<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I deserve this, or did it to myself or something. But I absolutely didn&#8217;t need to hear this song. Thanks iTunes. I have a deadline today. But now I just.\u00a0 Christ.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And like I really deserve a chance to, Sit across the table, And tell you that I think you&#8217;re wonderful. And I think you&#8217;re something special. I guess this is my only chance to, Say I wish I knew you, Because I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re wonderful, If I&#8217;d get to know you I deserve this, or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":453,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions\/453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}