{"id":454,"date":"2009-05-19T01:14:50","date_gmt":"2009-05-19T09:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=454"},"modified":"2009-05-19T01:14:50","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T09:14:50","slug":"montana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2009\/05\/19\/montana\/","title":{"rendered":"Montana"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>T: How do you really feel about driving to montana tonight? Serio. I have government money and J on board<br \/>\nB: Haha. For how long? I have a job, remember.<br \/>\nT: Um a week?<br \/>\nB: I can&#8217;t really ask for vacation time at 2am.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know though, leaving the state for a few days sounds like a pretty good idea right now. Maybe the coffee isn&#8217;t working.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T: How do you really feel about driving to montana tonight? Serio. I have government money and J on board B: Haha. For how long? I have a job, remember. T: Um a week? B: I can&#8217;t really ask for vacation time at 2am. You know though, leaving the state for a few days sounds [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":455,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}