{"id":502,"date":"2009-06-05T13:39:36","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T21:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=502"},"modified":"2009-06-05T13:39:36","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T21:39:36","slug":"sarcastic-diy-drunk-with-achievements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2009\/06\/05\/sarcastic-diy-drunk-with-achievements\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarcastic diy drunk with achievements"},"content":{"rendered":"

I thought this is the funniest description of myself I’ve ever written. Guess not, most have disagreed. Describing yourself in a few words is hard. I’ve settled on “Sarcastic tinkerer with feelings” for now.<\/p>\n

I was talking to the cashier at the market this morning about being a sucker for heart warming stories and she recommended: Streakers in love<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I thought this is the funniest description of myself I’ve ever written. Guess not, most have disagreed. Describing yourself in a few words is hard. I’ve settled on “Sarcastic tinkerer with feelings” for now. I was talking to the cashier at the market this morning about being a sucker for heart warming stories and she […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":503,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions\/503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}