{"id":54,"date":"2007-10-19T01:43:26","date_gmt":"2007-10-19T09:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=54"},"modified":"2007-10-19T01:44:47","modified_gmt":"2007-10-19T09:44:47","slug":"nothingman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2007\/10\/19\/nothingman\/","title":{"rendered":"nothingman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s kind of late. Yeahhhhhh. About that&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I feel that I should be completely honest with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what makes people feel that. \/me stares at the earlier post about being a nice guy. Oh well. I throw around trying to avoid disappointment enough that I have certain expectations. If anyone gives me any crap about expectations breeding results, I&#8217;m going to kill their best friend once a year for ten years. You fools know nothing. Yeah, so sarcasm is high at this hour, notice that? It is, really, dripping with irony though. I keep having this conversation where people try to convince me otherwise. Gotta wait another 10 years again I think.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been up trying to clean up mp3s ripped in the 1970s to put on the ipod. I&#8217;ve had &#8216;bigpod&#8217; since Shmoocon and haven&#8217;t taken the time to do this yet. I think I&#8217;m worn out though and only gotten 3.6GB of music on it. Progress! Progress! Shh!<\/p>\n<p>Abner emailed me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freerice.com\">this site<\/a> where supposedly if you answer verbal SAT questions correctly they give ten grains of rice to SOMEONE for each answer. I get a lot of them right by guessing, so I&#8217;m convinced it&#8217;s an even trade since I&#8217;m obviously sucking someone&#8217;s force in order to psychically grab the answers.<\/p>\n<p>Annnd. Tomorrow is Friday. Another week complete&#8230;. I feel like I should ding for that. Bonus points if you know what ding means. During an interview someone gave me &#8220;bonus points&#8221; for knowing that regular 120V outlets are 20A\/15A. I wish I could get bonus points for all of my obscure knowledge. That&#8217;s not even that obscure. Anyone wanna know how to neutralize sulfuric acid battery spills?<\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s kind of late. Yeahhhhhh. About that&#8230;. &#8220;I feel that I should be completely honest with you.&#8221; I wonder what makes people feel that. \/me stares at the earlier post about being a nice guy. Oh well. I throw around trying to avoid disappointment enough that I have certain expectations. If anyone gives me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}