{"id":55,"date":"2007-10-20T10:17:10","date_gmt":"2007-10-20T18:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=55"},"modified":"2007-10-20T10:18:06","modified_gmt":"2007-10-20T18:18:06","slug":"cant-get-a-fracken-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2007\/10\/20\/cant-get-a-fracken-break\/","title":{"rendered":"cant get a fracken break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/btmspox\/1657514903\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2203\/1657514903_ad97fb223c_m.jpg\" style=\"border: 0px none ; padding: 10px; float: left\" \/><\/a>Slept alright! Bonus! Still no word on the decision from last weeks interviews.<\/p>\n<p>I head out towards Haydrian this morning and stop for a latte. Just as as I&#8217;m pulling into the arboretum, some cars stop real fast as someone started crossing the road. I saw the car in front of my stopping fast so I slammed on my brakes. Super duper technology known as Anti-lock (or make brakes useless) kicks in. I try dodging, but to the left is woman in the street, to the right is giant stone wall from ancient times left around to screw with me. I tried to go between the car and the wall but there was a curb, and no real hope anyways as there wasn&#8217;t a suburban sized hole.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately this seemed to keep the car in front of me from getting too much damage besides a blown rear hatch window. I think I avoided hitting them with the frame, so everything left (right in the picture) of the frame on my truck kind of crumpled. Hood and door don&#8217;t open now.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m convinced God is out to get me. I better win a lottery or something next.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slept alright! Bonus! Still no word on the decision from last weeks interviews. I head out towards Haydrian this morning and stop for a latte. Just as as I&#8217;m pulling into the arboretum, some cars stop real fast as someone started crossing the road. I saw the car in front of my stopping fast so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}