[12:24pm|btm> so i go into the sun fucker bar and order a 7 and coke, like you do.
\n[12:24pm|btm> guy checks my id.
\n[12:25pm|btm> i give him my card, but he gives it back.
\n[12:25pm|btm> he asks if i want it in one glass, i say yes.
\n[12:25pm|btm> tastes pretty weak, but i go back for another later and realize the fucker is giving me coke and sevenup.
\n[12:29pm|craSH> well that’s a sweet deal
\n[12:33pm|drgone> heh
\n[12:33pm|drgone> 7 and coke
\n[12:33pm|niblrr> btm, that’s awesome
\n[12:33pm|drgone> lol
\n[12:33pm|niblrr> was he stupid or just a jerk?
\n[12:33pm|drgone> what do you think he’d give you if it was 7 and 7
\n[12:34pm|drgone\/#swn guesses stupid
\n[12:34pm|niblrr> “I’ll have a 7 and 7” “Ok, double seven-up coming up”
\n[12:34pm|drgone> you want that neat?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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