{"id":667,"date":"2009-08-16T20:06:38","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T04:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=667"},"modified":"2009-08-16T20:06:38","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T04:06:38","slug":"dear-next-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2009\/08\/16\/dear-next-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Next Girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(inspired by Tori&#8217;s DNB)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m an incredibly understanding person and will go out of my way to support you in all that you do.<\/p>\n<p>Please don&#8217;t make assumptions about my thoughts and be mean to me or defensive without talking to me about them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(inspired by Tori&#8217;s DNB) I&#8217;m an incredibly understanding person and will go out of my way to support you in all that you do. Please don&#8217;t make assumptions about my thoughts and be mean to me or defensive without talking to me about them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}