{"id":707,"date":"2009-09-10T11:50:02","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T19:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=707"},"modified":"2009-09-10T11:50:02","modified_gmt":"2009-09-10T19:50:02","slug":"appearance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2009\/09\/10\/appearance\/","title":{"rendered":"appearance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor: You didn&#8217;t comb your hair<br \/>\nBryan: &#8230; I never comb my hair<br \/>\nD: Why not?<br \/>\nB: &#8230; I get up and throw on a bike helmet and bike wherever I&#8217;m going, no point.<\/p>\n<p>Also,<br \/>\nNurse: Where do you sleep at night?<br \/>\nBryan: &#8230; My house<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doctor: You didn&#8217;t comb your hair Bryan: &#8230; I never comb my hair D: Why not? B: &#8230; I get up and throw on a bike helmet and bike wherever I&#8217;m going, no point. Also, Nurse: Where do you sleep at night? Bryan: &#8230; My house<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":708,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions\/708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}