{"id":714,"date":"2009-09-14T20:01:04","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T04:01:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/?p=714"},"modified":"2009-09-14T20:01:04","modified_gmt":"2009-09-15T04:01:04","slug":"notes-of-a-dirty-young-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/2009\/09\/14\/notes-of-a-dirty-young-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Notes of a dirty young man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing funny Smarty Pants bar tabs, Jason always enters me as &#8216;dude&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Talking to a friend about having done okay at the sprints, she says, &#8220;of course you did, you&#8217;re good at everything you do&#8221;. Well, you haven&#8217;t seen me dance apparently, but I&#8217;ll take that.<\/p>\n<p>Forgot to check my personal email until about 5pm today, what a crazy day.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m starting to be willing to trust my heart to someone else again. Maybe I&#8217;m just cynical. It&#8217;s a toss up. Maybe I&#8217;ll just keep flirting for a decade or so. Depends on who you are, I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n<p>Still tired. Long day. Need to not buy coffee at All City one of these mornings and sprint in, see how that feels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing funny Smarty Pants bar tabs, Jason always enters me as &#8216;dude&#8217;. Talking to a friend about having done okay at the sprints, she says, &#8220;of course you did, you&#8217;re good at everything you do&#8221;. Well, you haven&#8217;t seen me dance apparently, but I&#8217;ll take that. Forgot to check my personal email until about 5pm [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=714"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":716,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714\/revisions\/716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.loftninjas.org\/rants\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}